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13 Corny Music Jokes You’ll Love to Hate and Hate to Love

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We’ve got so many corny music jokes, we decided to make you a Liszt. Tell us your favorite music jokes in the comments below.

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  • Paul Nadrowski

    What do you call people who hang out with musicians? …..drummers.

  • Miamigirl78

    My kids always loved the ‘what’s the difference between a viola and a violin? The viola burns longer.’ Thanks for playing the Garrison Keillor piece ‘A Lutheran’s guide to the orchestra’!

  • Fiddlecraig

    A conductor and a violist are crossing the street in front of your car. Which one do you run over first?
    The conductor, of course. Business before pleasure!

  • Owen Kieffer-Jones

    How do you tune two piccolos? Shoot one.

  • S Herb

    After whom is the basset horn named, Norman Basset or Gustav Horn?

  • Richard Shagam

    An orchestra director committed murder and was sent to the electric chair. He didn’t die. Why?

    He was a poor conductor….

  • canoelover

    How do you get a songwriter off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.

  • Julie142

    Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying “Bach…Bach…Bach.”